song by Jennifer Nettles
Drunk in heels lyrics

Tired, tired,
Dog ass tired
Tired down to the bone
I did a 40-hour week
At the Quicky Marty
and another 35 at home

Dead, dead,
The walking dead
Dead right on my feet
I'd like to put on my pajamas
and go to bed,
But no one in my house would eat

If I go to work
I'll have to make up our whole face
And I'd want some others to
Shoot the whole damn place
Well, I'll just have to deal
If I bring on the bacon
I have to fry up in a pan
I ain't saying that it's easier
To be a man,
But let's get real
When we get drunk,
We do it in heels!

Dirty, dirty,
The house is so dirty
I've forgotten what it looked like clean
It's so sad that my husband went blind
And he can't see the dishes
Sitting there in the sink
Loving, loving,
I'd like a little loving
and I'd like to fulfill his dreams
But right now I'm so tired
In fixing that oven
Here's a sexier thing to me

If I go to work
I'll have to make up our whole face
And I'd want some other s to
Shoot the whole damn place
Well, I'll just have to deal
If I bring on the bacon
I have to fry up in a pan
I ain't saying that it's easier
To be a man,
But let's get real
When we get drunk,
We do it in heels!

Yeah, that might be in style
But until you walk that mile
You never know how it is to keep yourself from falling
When you're out there and you're carrying it all in
On the doubt of my life, the man and the babies and the number five
Gotta look sexy while I'm juggling, but I'm struggling

If we go to work
I'll have to make up our whole face
And I'd want some other s to
Shoot the whole damn place
Well, I'll just have to deal
If I bring on the bacon
I have to fry up in a pan
I ain't saying that it's easier
To be a man,
But let's get real
When we get drunk,
We do it in five-inch Louboutins!
We do it,
We do it in heels!